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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That was a little sad.
I think we should all club together and build Monty a nice new thread full of fwuffy bunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:14, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Whoa. That was bigger than I thought.
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:14, Reply)
and less funny than you intended

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)
if you're quick you can delete this before anyone notices

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)
I might just ignore 2.0 everybody.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)
I wasn't exactly aiming for Little and Large.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)
you terrible bully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)
It's funny because one of the regulars is much smaller than his wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:21, Reply)
you're a bigger bully than legless :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)
*uses adverb*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)
"Thinks of sporadically amusing US sitcom".

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Could you make this bigger please?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I can do better than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:20, Reply)
YES.
I love this, except it needs more Chegwin.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)
If I post a spinny hypno Chegwin I'll be naughty stepped for a year.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Could you not put a disclaimer on - "Warning - may contain flashing images of bearded oaf"?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Maybe I'll just post that one of him naked on the telly
but make his nob flash different colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:39, Reply)
That would be fine work - money says you can't.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:41, Reply)
You just want to get me banned, you awful bully.
It's like that time everybody dared me to push the teacher's ford anglia into the long jump pit.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Do you reckon that a spangly spinning Chegwin wang is ban-worthy?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)
I was stepped for a week for too many Edmonds.
Or too many Chegwins. One or the other. The Mod was probably a Tiswas fan or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:47, Reply)
We're in a FUCKING OPPRESSIVE REGIME here.
Why can't a man post spinny 80's icons if he wants?

Chavez wouldn't have stood for this sort of censorship and we're all still burning a candle for him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I can't think of any nineties stars I'd like to see spin
Maybe a fractal john barrowman
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Terry Christian.
Do it - spin the cunt.

Bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Reggae-rap maestro 'Snow' or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Not on /OT.
You'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Yeah.
Everyone knows our mod is shit and can't step anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Oh my brain.
*spazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:26, Reply)
I feel so much better now, thanks m8!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Fuck Monty
and your fluffy bunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)
It's this kind of bullying that is ruining the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:34, Reply)
MODS oh hang on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)
he's fucked off probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Good fucking riddance.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:39, Reply)
I might Fuck off for a bit and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Think I'll watch an episode of Spiral and then pass out.
Fuck fuck y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I'm on series 5 of Sons Of Anarchy.
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)
I have cuppachino in packet, it's nice and you don't even have to add your own milk because it comes with some.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)
How terribly high class.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
First class or no class, that's me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Yes, because dried milk is so much nicer than fresh isn't it?
Erm. No. Actually. It isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:20, Reply)
More convineint though ! Plus I can't get the chemical reaction right to create the froth.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)
I assume it's a nstural by product of cresting beef jerky

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Are you in a Travel-lodge?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)
I wish !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:32, Reply)
If you aspire to a Tuesday night in a Travel-lodge, Premier Inn or similar I feel sorry for you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)
do they do little mints?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7635494
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)
hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Yo Windrush. Yo, and yo again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:06, Reply)
pub quiz.
Can't be arsed. Might just get drunk and insult some customers over the mic.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:09, Reply)
Oh man
Mic insults.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)
yeah. you want some?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)
INSULT DOZER OVER THE MIC

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)
His feet are big, he wears a wig,
He ain't no match fo' Windy Pig
He claims he's handsome, reckons he's fit as
The turquoise prick called MC Brittas
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:14, Reply)
when I go to war,
I want you at my side.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)
oh man
You'd be a...

wait for it, wait for it...



wait for it...



A WAR PIG!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Describe them and I'll make up some derogatory rap-rhymes about them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)
there's a really tall guy with bad sideburns and a fat missus.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Yo dat nigga's got burns fo sho
Gonna shake ting up with his big fat ho yo
Steezin' all cool in tha winder's pub
Gonna deck that dude when he hits the club.

Golfaz be steezin' yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Ey yo sideys ain't cool unless yo' Fred West
I'm MC Windy and I'm the best
You're nine feet tall but your nuts are small
And I'd blank her call if yo' bitch did call
Her minge looks like a capon
'neath her kippery apron
something something something
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)
I gazzed you dat Randall mix yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)
ah the good old days
92 was the end of it all for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:22, Reply)
you ancient prick
You were only 19
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Not my fault it all went shit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:31, Reply)
It didn't though. You did.
You had jungle, then DnB, then decent techno, then house resurgence, then back to techno again, now back to good house music.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)
poo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=df_U2e2hCZQ
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)
How's that mix treating you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Rory's right though 91 was the best

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)
Depends. 1997-98 was proper bo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)
by saying proper bo,
I will never look upon anything you say with any respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)
It was tongue in cheek you nancy.
1997-98 was fucking good for DnB. Loads of top-shelf records landed.

Have I ever let you down with tunes?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:38, Reply)

So far no.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)
listen man if Windy's not having it then neither am I.
Imma 'unfriend' you on 'FB' now
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)
oh man not again :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)
91 was a fantastic year for metal as well.
Imma stick with 91.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)
91 it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Screw that.
it's hot. Stupidly hot. 8:30 am and already 22 degrees. We've had 9 whole days in a row of over thirty, and the last 3 were over 35. I am just about dying here. Can I swap with you lot for some snow and ice please? thank you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:38, Reply)
go for a nice cool swim.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)
I've been having cold showers a few times a day in lieu of that.
haven't had time to go to the beach as classes started back on monday.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:42, Reply)
I thought everyone in oz had a pool.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)
only if you're ringofyre or whatever his name is.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)
And Mrs Mangle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)
well I have no idea who that is....

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:48, Reply)

youtu.be/Qg_v_gRGyJo
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

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