If we only let fuckable people on tv
Jimmy would never have nonced anyone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:47, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I reckon I should have my own chat show

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

I'm listening
There aren't enough shows on tv where people cram shit up their japs eyes and shit out a Buick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)

I hadn't really thought about the format
I imagine it would be something like song and dance opening number, 2 minute piece to camera, get some faggotty showbiz turd on, tell him he's a cunt, kick him in the fucking face, end titles, off to a sexy party
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Hadn't really thought about it hmmmm?
You've got peter andre and robbie Williams already lined up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)

dunno who that is, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)