We should start a war with France
but with 1803-1815 rules, uniforms and weapons

Alt. The Pope is a ridiculous outdated position that more people laugh at every time. Pulled pork is ok, weekend plans revole around my mothers 50th Birthday, yes my mum is younger than Monty. She wants to go out for the day with the kids, then get on a mini bus go somewhere and get wasted. Sunday I am pressure washing the back garden and cutting down the neighbours trees even though I know its illegal. Fuck it, they can't make me put them back up again and I am sick of not having any light in the summer.
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:15, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

When did you first start pulling pork, and were you ever caught?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I was a late starter
so bad luck Bartleby, no underage boy wanking stories for you!
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)

hahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)

there are some rather be odd people that do just that down on Angel Meadows every couple of weeks

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Is she a porn star?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:42, Reply)