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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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to be fairi'd a billion times rather he shat in the pub than in my pretty bathroom
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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Now I'm picturing him having a dump in the middle of the pub and I can't stop myself(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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imagine him holding eye contact as he wipes(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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does it matter where?monty is now picturing you holding his eyes as you slowly drag the paper over your hairy brown balloon knot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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you've seen his chinnow imagine how hairy his arse must be
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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* says hello again to breakfast *(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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That would explain the colour of his cardigan.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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