A poem
Aimed at First Buses in Leeds after we nearly had an accident this morning on a roundabout when we had right of way. The driver was a bit rude:

As we were on our morning drive
A bus appeared before our eyes
In the spot that we'd intended
The driver, middle finger extended
We narrowly avoided a shunt
We hope you'll chastise this useless fool.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:42, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BK
This is fab.

*gives air-drum roll*
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:44, Reply)

@Aw thanks, clendrix
*hugs*

*drum roll*

And ..... *flex*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Squeal!
*hee hee*
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:47, Reply)

Wonderful!
* Applauds *

All my strongly worded letters of complaint are going to be in the form of verse from now on!

Teh Air France Complaining Haiku
--------------------------------

A dead frog farting
Moves faster than your sodding
Crappy little plane
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:12, Reply)

@Fireflier
Nice!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Fireflier
Love it.

I have to write a letter of complaint this weekend. Hmm...
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:03, Reply)

@Clendrix
I love to start those with

"Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin"

I love writing sarky letters!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:22, Reply)

WW
Last time I wrote to First Great Western, I began it with, 'Hello, and welcome to this month's letter of complaint.'
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:44, Reply)

Awesomeness
I like how you got the point across without using profanities when what was intended is so clear :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:15, Reply)