Well most recently I fell off a fucking segway
but it's been bugging me for months, I think I've strained a muscle practising lifts, and not given it chance to heal. It's making me short-tempered enough to go on a murderous rampage whilst also robbing me of the capability to carry it out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How'd you fall off a Segway?
What were you even doing on a Segway?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Getaway vehicle
after robbing a bank in TOONTOWN

I fell off by stupidly removing my foot from the platform in a moment of panic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Dayum
You have to practise lifts? Surely you just get in, and select the floor you want. Not that hard really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)

My head dobber lacks accuracy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)