My pal Si burnt down a barn full of hay when he was about 12
Nah
Fucking right he was
Performance
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

christ, where do you live, inside a Famous Five book?
I wouldn't know where to find a "barn" if you put a gun to my head
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)

you'll find them in the "countryside" on a "farm" which is where nommy baconz come from

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

countryside, that's the green stuff that smells of cow shit right?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)

No, I live in London's East End.
However - and this is the complicated bit - I used to live in the countryside!. I realise that it's hard to comprehend, if you've spent your life in a pleurisy-ridden coalmining shithole in the impoverished north - but down south you can actually get plants to grow. This includes 'grass' which is used to make 'hay' - incredibly this stuff is still used in agriculture today!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)

tl;dr

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)

tl:dr

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)