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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Mykey once strangled a giant octopus which was attacking an ocean-going liner

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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:26,
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I hate you, Frank.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:27,
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awww ,look at him breathing through his mouth there
he must be exhausted from all that standing up
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:28,
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Mykey is impervious to cobra venom, jellyfish stings and the bite of the komodo dragon but breaks out in a nasty case of hives when brought into contact with salad ingredients
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:27,
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