100 posts? That's enough.
Gonzo, as an unlucky dyslexic publican, has never been able to open a bra

Tell me some Internet Facts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:31, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

All the Mods finger dogs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)

And dogs are starting to get their own back by pawing mods.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

This is REALLY what Frisbee Alan does at weekends.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Basically, we should try to get a whole popular page of Jizzbee images.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Just seen the populol page
You should be stepped, you terrible internet nuisance.

/wifereference
/renters
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Dozer has just gazzed me to say how much he is enjoying the big arse of the bloke in the middle.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Yeah, he gazzed the same to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Me too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:55, Reply)

HEY
Gazzes are private :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Battered earned his name from his addiction to paying women to coat his penis in a mixture of flour, eggs and milk and 'deep-fry' him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Monty secretly thinks Hawkwind are shit, but he thinks pretending to like them makes him look edgy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Here's a fun fucking Internet Fact for you.
If I don't mod stupid posts, I get earache from the people who think I should.
If I do mod them because someone complains, I get earache from people who think I shouldn't.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Basically b3th, you should mod:
People being pricks above and beyond the general background level of prickery
Actual porn or genuine nasty shit in images.

Anything else? Tell Chompy to stop whining and do some work if he doesn't like being bollocked for looking at 'inappropriate' internet.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:42, Reply)

YES

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)

YES

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Basically, I should be a mod.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:57, Reply)

AB FOR TOP MOD!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Can you imagine the fallout on qotw?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/worstpersonforthejob/post1721962
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:05, Reply)

lols
You eight stone wringing wet weakling.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Not as much as baldmonkey should though.
BALDMONKEY FOR TOP QOTW + OT MOD!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:06, Reply)

I'm pretty sure AB's behaviour is a stepping offence.
You should step him for his disregard for your moderation of his post.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Do B3th's semi-mod powers extend that far?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:46, Reply)

If they do she is being incredibly sparing with them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

I try to go by board guidelines.
Basically, if someone takes offence but they're being a pussy, I leave it.
If it's personal information such as real names etc, I remove it.
If it's a picture that might be considered NSFW by some bosses, I edit it.
Also, if the pictures are big enough to be seen from space, I edit them.

If people complain and I think they have a point, i have a word with the posters in question. Anyone who them bitches and whines to everyone else is a playground bully.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Who have you had to have a word with and why?
Come on b3th, spill the mod gossip.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:50, Reply)

NOT ME THAT'S FOR SURE.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:56, Reply)

you and me, we're upstanding netizens and shining examples of good online behaviour

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

It's not even a real willy that he's holding.
www.comicmix.com/media/2008/01/13/ultimate-frisbee.jpg

I JUST CUNNINGLY PHOTOSHOPPED ONE IN.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Now that is clever.
You should be on the internet or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:03, Reply)

It doesn't really matter what he's holding.
It's three naked men, and most people on this board are at work during the day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:04, Reply)

It WAS Chompy who grassed wasn't it?
/edit - you see a damn sight worse in the papers that people read in offices...
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:06, Reply)

No.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)

If so, shouldn't they be doing their work?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)

^

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)

DON'T BLOW ON THE HOUSE OF CARDS.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)

People wo were at work in the day voted it onto the PP.
Just saying, here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

People who were at work in the day also complained about it.
Whichever way we go, someone's going to be upset.
I guess the only answer is to hand /OT over to /talk and let them kill our board the way they've killed theirs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Perhaps ban the whiners who should be doing their jobs?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

See now, I avoid getting into trouble for looking at inappropriate material at work by doing some work, rather than dick about on the internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

It might at least save them from being sacked for gross misconduct,
and consequently spending the rest of their lives in compulsory unpaid jobseeker schemes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)

/talk are ruining everything?
Bloody hell b3th, next you'll be shoving Bumblebee up your fanny and claiming it's art.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Don't be silly, Bumblebee won't even be in her top ten.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Oh man, and now it's totally gone.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Bumblebee's totally my favourite Transformer.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

EVERYTHING is /talk's fault AB.
Haven't you realised that by now?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Mar 2013, 23:07, Reply)

I don't see the point in distinguishing people by different boards
As far as I'm concerned there are two groups: people who post and people who don't.
I know which I find more interesting.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Those who don't, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

*falls through bar*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

How is the content of that picture, aside from the seamlessy shopped in penis,
any different to a picture of a woman in a bikini, which would arguably be allowed? No rude bits are on show.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:22, Reply)

I guess that depends on your boss.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

But I'm asking you, as a mod, why it's different.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Because Chompy was caught looking at naked men and a flawlessly shopped cock by his boss.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

But isn't he going out with someone who takes their clothes off for money?
Surely he's a bit more open minded about this kind of thing?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I'll be honest here, I'm just pulling Chompy's name out the hat because he..
...threw a wobbler after his boss caught him looking at a Beth Ditto image that JMG posted on here. It probably wasn't him, it could have been any one of the regulars who've been posting on here all day and voting it onto the PP.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)

ha ha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Well, personally, I don't have a boss, so it shouldn't matter to me.
but if someone posted a picture of a woman in a bikini on /OT during work hours, and someone else complained, then I would link it, yes.

Just think about TV watersheds. If they wouldn't put it on BBC during the day, don't post it on /OT.

Then again, I'm just going by what it's been like during the last few years. If it's time to change the format, and the majority wants pictures of naked Chegwins and that, then they're welcome to it, and those of us that don't like it can fuck off to somewhere else.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)

But they do put pictures of women in bikinis on before the watershed, on holiday programmes and such.
Would Badger's picture have been acceptable if the blokes were wearing thongs?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I don't know.
Maybe I'm the one in the wrong. Maybe that's what /OT should really be about, and I should fuck off to mumsnet.

"Am I being unreasonable to ask people not to post CDCs during office hours?"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:36, Reply)

This entire site was founded on CDCs, and the entire point of the CDC is to circumvent NSFWery.
Perhaps I should have that Baby's First Banhammer off you.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/board/10940028

Just saying, here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

And 1 out of the 4 posters who replied asked you to link it.
I have a feeling I'm on to a loser with this one, so I'll admit defeat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Windy Pig wasn't being serious though, that's the thing with the mods, they don't actually know anything about the stuff they're meant to mod.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

yeah,
i actually was joking there, but that candle thing is a far cry from a picture of actual nearly naked men, that i really don't want on my screen at work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)

You're OK with the child porn, though, right?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)

I suspect that request had more to do withe size of the image than the content.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:50, Reply)

it was a joke on the response you would expect from the /board perverts.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)

hey b3th why don't you just stick to your guns for once.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:50, Reply)

There's not much point tonight, is there?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

I think you should edit all the ab posts about this to the pictures baldmonkey posted of his wedding.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

That might be just the tiniest bit petty.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)

it would make me laugh.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:56, Reply)

The were all deleted due to CDC's :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)

You should just ban everyone.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Thing is b3th,
I'm still at work, and it's still there.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Would one of you please phone room service and chase my food order up.
Thanks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Fuck that, I'm being an accessory to murder.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Not this week. Couldn't get my claw hammer past security.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:46, Reply)

No hardware stores left in Poland?
No market I suppose, all their tradesmen are over.

OH MAN THAT'S EDGY.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

RACIST

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Plumbers, DRAIN ON SOCIETY
Bazinga
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:50, Reply)

I've never drained society.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)

can't you just pretend to have eight kids somesort of benefits, you are making me look bad

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:01, Reply)

where do mods draw the line, size or age?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)

whatever they like. no consistency between boards.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)

There isn't a mod handbook or anything.
I was just told to keep an eye on things and not interfere where it wasn't needed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Modding AB's CDC contradicts cock day on /board.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:02, Reply)

This board is an offshoot of QOTW
and not really designed for hosting pictures. Just as you'd get short shrift for posting a story on /board, if you want to show your stupid 'shopped pictures, don't come to /OT.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:06, Reply)

What if an image is offtopic from the image challenger or LOTW?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Then link it.
People who want to see it can go look, and those who would prefer not to see it can choose not to.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Where on /FAQ does it state this is required?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

I'm not sure /OT is covered on FAQ.
I'd say it comes under the canopy of 'not being a cunt'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Does 'posting a silly image with a CDC' count as b3ta cuntery now?
'cos there's gonna have to be a whole lotta banhammering going down...
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)

We can still post child porn right?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Obvious troll is obvious.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)

No, it's a serious question, much worse stuff than Still Life With Covered Up Cocks And CDC gets posted on /board.
To either no comment, or, some cases general acclaim. Like all those creepy underage cheerleaders the other week and that's the 'PUBLIC' face of b3ta.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)

/board is not my purview.
I'm supposed to keep my modding activities to /OT.
If you have a problem with what the mods over there do, you'll have to have words with them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

So you're not a proper mod?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

No.
As evidenced by my sig, and by the amount of dog's abuse I get from this load of spastics on a regular basis.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)

So why not just ban them all?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Because
a) that would be childish
and
b) I can't ban people.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Why the fuck not?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Dunno.
Ask rob.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I reckon he must hate you more than he hates me,
he's given you mod status but none of the actual mod powers, that's cruel and unusual torture, that is.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

THIS, is what he should have done to Baldmonkey.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)

The 'ban' button only works before 2PM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)

be reasonable man, the site's going down the toilet as it is
ban the cunts and there'd be no one left
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:31, Reply)

creepy underage cheerleaders would be a great band name

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Rob fingers kids.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)

what happened to you dozer?
You used to be cool
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Did he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:00, Reply)

NO.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:04, Reply)

coolER at least.
I miss old dozer :'(
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:04, Reply)

You've never liked me, or thought me cool.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

not entirely true
but I'll leave you to guess which bit, when and how much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

ever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

are you having a breakdown M8?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:43, Reply)

of course not.
But we've never really been BFFs, have we?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Perhaps Quey misses arguing with you.
Why not have a silly disagreement, for old time's sake?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)

thing is, right, he was a knob
but he stuck to his guns wwhich was kinda admirable.

New Dozer is shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:16, Reply)

you sound like my ex-wife

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 22:04, Reply)

If all of MykeyBoy jumped up in the air at once, everyone in China would fall over.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

is he the fat one, or the pervert one, or the cross dressing one?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

yes

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Oh christ I'd forgotten this picture existed.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Mykey once strangled a giant octopus which was attacking an ocean-going liner

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

I hate you, Frank.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

awww ,look at him breathing through his mouth there
he must be exhausted from all that standing up
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Mykey is impervious to cobra venom, jellyfish stings and the bite of the komodo dragon but breaks out in a nasty case of hives when brought into contact with salad ingredients

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

NUDITY!
MODS!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

The superconducting quadrupole electromagnets in the Large Hadron Collider are made from a pair of Sammi's old knickers wrapped round a bog brush.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

JMG once killed a cow by shouting at it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)