If someone sets that up, I will definitely donate

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I pity the poor fuck holding the doughnut though
My eyesight ain't great to say the least
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Don't worry, I'll hold it still
HE...I mean HE will hold it still...oh god.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I think the smart thing to do is to hold it right in front of your open mouth
That way you get nommy doughnut upon successful completion of my challenge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

See? This is why these things are best left to the professionals
I'd never have thought of that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

We might need to elaborate on the scale more to get the investment though
Maybe get a load of massive doughnuts lined up so I can cock a hole in them one after another like a pervy edition of Record Breakers. Stick arms and legs on them, with celebrity masks sticking out of the tops, and make sure they've got raspberry jam in the middle so it looks like I'm murdering annoying famous people with my penis.

Fuck Kickstarter, let's call Sky, this is pay-per-view gold
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

If we can get Sky on board
We'd almost certainly get sponsorship from Krispy Kreme. This can't lose, Darth. I'm very excited.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

This day will long be remembered in b3ta folklore and not for a load of shitty gifs
Everyone should basically be sucking us off in gratitude here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yet again, my cock is greatly over-looked

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)

You need a USP for it
I've done doughnuts. Maybe you could hide your cock in eclairs, covered in cream. SURPRISE ERECTION
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Two Hats - The Cream Horn

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Haha, I like this a lot

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Someone needs to screengrab this whole subthread and post it whenever things get a bit shit
This is literally as good as the internet can ever hope to be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)

*high fives all round*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I'm very happy with how this has come along

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)