he did a MASSIVE plop when he woke up
I'm surprised a small parrot can hold that much plop inside without bursting at the seams

he properly had to strain to get it out too, I should really video it one morning
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:01, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

that would be a very niche area of the internet
parrot plop porn

mind you. if it exists, you know that someone, somewhere has gotten off to it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I like how you Americans say "gotten" instead of the British version
we just say "got" here
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

i just figured it would be an american who had cracked one off to the sight of a parrot anus slowly straining out a large wet sloppy shit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

don't stop

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

too late, i'm done
just like momo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)