I was thinking or running to meet her
and giving her a running hug/rugby tackle while screaming MUMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:32, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

this is home I usually greet my GF, so I am well practiced.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I find that fathers usually like to be kept updated with a list of sexual positions and perversions you have tried on their daughters

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Bartleby is your GF's dad?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

sure, why not

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Tick FUCKING tock

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

just mucked out the FUCKING parrot cage
needy little git, more trouble than he's worth
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Two and a half fucking hours
I may watch "The Water Margin" on youtube
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I never got the fucking plot of that
they just seemed to fucking run round and fight then run somewhere else and have another fight and never get to any sort of plot point or character development

it was like lord of the fucking rings with spring links instead of dwarves
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I still preferred it to "Monkey"
Monty and I have had a few strong discussions about which was better

EDIT: I actually had 20 Mins worth of work to do. now I'm staring at the walls again
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

TICK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

TOCK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Tell me about it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

TICK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

would a Momo video help?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

TOCK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I'm watching "Water Margin" Via my mobile
Edit: Seems most of the series is there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8lmDR9dCDo
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

yeah, I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Sure you don't
I bet your watching it

ADMIT IT GOD DAMNIT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I have some extremely smooth Drum n Bass on here.
Poor Harters, stuck at work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

You can never do enough for a good firm
I knew what I was letting myself in for when i signed the contract
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Poor Harters, stuck at work

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Tee hee If you are trying to elicit a negative response
You are barking up the wrong tree
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I'm posting inbetween hoovering and spring cleaning, can't be arsed watching chinky telly today soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

The problem with watching Chinky TV is
Half an hour after you finished watching it, you want to watch some more LOLZ
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4725428
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Classic
Ha ha
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)