You talk like a fag
and your shit's all retarded
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 9:37, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

quiet in here innit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Where's the question?
That might be one of the reasons people aren't replying.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Because they're too socially inept to make conversation without being asked something?
Fucking hell, no wonder the rest of the site laugh at you pricks.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

yeah, there isn't one
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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

that's because you called me an awful person
they're all out looking for things that you can shove down your cockend to shit out later without even the courtesy of an ample sponge bath between straining
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

alright rachelswipe
I don't remember saying anything like that, maybe someone stole my password and posted from my account, that happens quite a lot
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah yeah
anyway I have a momo seal of approval, my life is complete
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 11:28, Reply)

he's got a new kitty litter tray to take a bath in
but he's frightened of it right now

bloody idiot animal, I don't know why I keep spending money keeping him entertained
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)