Alright Dr Shambolic esq.
I've been out today - that's right - OUT. And I saw some pigs in a real field and what they were eating frankly didn't look too appetising.

I'd hate to think that those pigs might make their way into our food chain and contaminate our sweet innocent children.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

My children are made of sterner stuff.
If they were the feeble sort I'd hope they'd die.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:23, Reply)

I rather think that this is why the good lord brought us pigs
If thine offspring is unsatisfactory and thou cannot exchange it in JJB sports for a stripey velour tracksuit, then verily bung in it the pig field.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:39, Reply)