I've just been chopping veg on the same board as raw meat without washing it.
Fuck you and your pansy pork germs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:01, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pretty sure this is gay slang

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:10, Reply)

It involved sausages.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:11, Reply)

Alright Dr Shambolic esq.
I've been out today - that's right - OUT. And I saw some pigs in a real field and what they were eating frankly didn't look too appetising.

I'd hate to think that those pigs might make their way into our food chain and contaminate our sweet innocent children.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:15, Reply)

My children are made of sterner stuff.
If they were the feeble sort I'd hope they'd die.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:23, Reply)

I rather think that this is why the good lord brought us pigs
If thine offspring is unsatisfactory and thou cannot exchange it in JJB sports for a stripey velour tracksuit, then verily bung in it the pig field.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:39, Reply)

anyone want any heroin

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:35, Reply)

Go on then.
Couple of ton bags - drop it in the cellar.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:42, Reply)

tekkers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:09, Reply)

check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:24, Reply)

safe

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I reckon I'd fucking love that stuff, which is why I ain't gonna touch it.
Thank you for oyur offer thoug.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)

you should all click I like this on my post so I feel better about myself
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1919064
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:48, Reply)

i dont get it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:10, Reply)

it's not a joke
it's deadly fucking serious
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)

what is

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Miranda

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:43, Reply)

You would, though...truth time...

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:52, Reply)

you may find this hard to believe but I've never actually watched it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:54, Reply)

A few minutes ago I despised you
Now I respect you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:57, Reply)

yeah, I just don't care, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:02, Reply)

You should.
Can I emphasise this enough? YOU SHOULD.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:07, Reply)

I saw the end credits a while back
they all do that smile and wave at the camera shit like "Hi De Hi", pretty sure that's an open invitation to make them dig their own graves then be shot in the back of the head.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:57, Reply)

did that give you a lazy lob?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:03, Reply)

still not seeing my post on the populol page
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1919064
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:10, Reply)

oh god you should watch her show it is well good

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:01, Reply)

better or worse than season 7 of Buffy?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:03, Reply)

yeh haha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:15, Reply)

haha, yeah
yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Mummy 2 is on

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:12, Reply)

any tit in that? I've never seen it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Mummified tit, I expect.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:26, Reply)

I'll take what's on offer

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Rachel Weisz has a knife fight with some hook nosed hoochy
I'm not sure how her grandparents escaped the gas chamber, probably grassed up their neighbours, she turns my fucking stomach.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I heard you have to make a hole in the bedsheet

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)

I heard they build nests out of empty crisp wrappers and poo
and sit in them controlling the world's media and doing 9/11.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:48, Reply)

I honestly don't think Gonz could build anything out of his poo

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Gonz is just a paki pretending to be a jew

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:56, Reply)

the dirty splatterfarting nignog yidprick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Who gives a fuck if you're cooking it?
In fact, who gives a fuck at all?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:36, Reply)

So help me O/T people - I'm on my own fending off /talkers.
I might be shite and dismal but you can't leave me to this. Can you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)

They hate you as well, better kill yourself.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)

I keep trying but I'm not very good at it.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:53, Reply)

wanker

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Cock-nudger

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:54, Reply)

go eat a bag of dicks

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:53, Reply)

What flavour?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Kill yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:07, Reply)

don't be silly. /talkers are like the fat kid with asthma, back in the day when that wasn't 28% of school children

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:13, Reply)

alright Ring of Fire

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:15, Reply)

alright ringoffire, how's the salt water pool today?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:58, Reply)

alright
Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Cheers.
alright
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I like eggs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:16, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Wuv woo xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:18, Reply)

alright Ringofyre

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:19, Reply)

harsh words.
Wanker.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:20, Reply)

alright Hartley Hare

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Alright Phudbree

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Just because he's a privately educated Aberdonian prick doesn't mean that he's me, alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Just posts like you then, eh?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:28, Reply)

That is the wrong tree up which you're barking.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)

He doesn't post anything like me.
Or if he does, fuck knows how.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Let's say "Grace!"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

She's out and about actually.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:34, Reply)

The hussy!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Just having a clamber.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Dirty, dirty girl.

Did she go to Albyn?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Albyn don't take hamsters.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:38, Reply)

They've eased the entrance rules these days.

I'm led to believe a prefect smuggled in a rabbit.

Standards have slipped, dear boy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Gordons was co-ed by the time I started there.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:43, Reply)

As I said, standards have slipped. It was all pooves in my day. Apart form me, like.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Hello!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:26, Reply)

NASTY.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:26, Reply)

alright Al

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Not at all.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Interesting. You've invented pork inoculation for your children.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 21:09, Reply)

I bet you said that out loud like PWWahpwawawa. Pwah waawawa PWAH pwawawawawa wawa PWaaaahwa.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 21:25, Reply)

because that's how you talk

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 21:26, Reply)

bump

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Fascinating. You've put some words together that are presumably intended to carry some meaning but really don't.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 22:16, Reply)