NO ONE CARES, FRANK
NO ONE CARES
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

would you like to see my new effects pedal, we could have a discussion about it maybe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Go on then
What is it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)

one of these
www.dawsons.co.uk/boss-sl-20-slicer-guitar-effect-pedal
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Ah yeah....I heard a demo of that a while ago, pretty cool
What other pedals do you have?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)

one of those Roland VG things
and a Quadraverb
and a guitar synth jobby

and I dunno, some other stuff probably
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I'd quite like a Moogerfooger
but it looks a bit complicated
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)

sorry, I'm bored of this conversation now, imma start a new thread

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

You cunt

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

thank god he's gone, now we can have a proper conversation here

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

is that for running real-time loops and stuff?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

no

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Oh ok.
It's just...well... you know, where it says 'with the inclusion of Loop Record you can quickly create and use loops mid-performance' that meant that it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

well yeah, it does that
but that's a load of useless wank, what it really does is chop up the audio and filter it to make rhythmic pulsating noises
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

that sounds pretty smart

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

syncs to MIDI clock too
so that's a lot of fun
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

when you press it does your sewing machine go really fast?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

NO
also: NO
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)