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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah that'll fucking do, pipe down.
1. What do you think there should be more of ie episodes of a programme or whatever?

2. What should there have been fewer of? What 'jumped the shark' but was dragged on anyway, like a wounded boar blundering through a wooded glade?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:37, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
2. They should have binned off Monkey when the first actor who played Pigsy left*
His replacement was dreadful.

*about episode 19/20 I think that was
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I really dont like to agree with you
So I won’t.........


I had to work last Friday and a bit of Saturday, I managed to find most of the "Water Margin" on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

1. Oral Sex
2. Lost
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
1. People replying to this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
It's hard to believe, but about 15 years ago 'The Simpsons' was occasionally funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
It still has some very good episodes, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)
More proper TV
less soaps and no "reality" TV whatsoever.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Define 'proper TV'
Is this a bit like 'real music' made with 'real instruments'?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)
You know, like Chompy's.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Anything that needs more than one brain cell to watch.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)
hardcore pornography and full-frontal nudity

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
why would you need to drag a wounded boar if it was blundering through a wooded glade under its own power, shit makes no sense

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I see that now.
I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
unless you were warming up to do the Round The Horne gag

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I dunno about 1
jonathon creek was fucking awful though
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
you're only saying that because you remember the original Dalziel and Pascoe starring Hale and Pace

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
you're only saying that because you remember the first only fools and horses starring the monkees

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
you're only saying that because you haven't seen the original pilot for the X Files starring the Banana Splits

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
you're only saying that because you should really see the pilot episodes of Torchwood with the cast of waiting For god

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)
You're only saying that because you should really see the all-black version of Til Death Us Do Part

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I'm only saying this because I wanted to join in something something 'allo 'allo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
tetley tea chimps!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Fucking hell I saw that on Monday for the first time.
It was so poor African children held a 'bring & buy sale' for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
See, I was able to make these judgements without ever watching a single episode.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
it used to be good though right
or did I just used to be twelve?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I used to think That's Life was hilarious
Does that answer your question?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I've never found michael aspel funny

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I genuinely thought both The Young Ones and Ben Elton were funny.
Incredible to believe as it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I really enjoyed stuff like the thin blue line and my hero when I was little

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I saw about 5 minutes of My Hero once and I instantly wanted to hunt down and murder everyone involved in its production

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Young ones had its moments
but it has not ages well
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
posts about blue-crowned conures

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Like or loathe him, Gervais was correct in his assertion that you shouldn't make more than two series.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I could have done without season 7 of Buffy, just sayin

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I was reading the wikipedia pages for a couple of buffy episodes the other day
the level of detail those people put into the articles was terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
If he'd have stuck to that and killed himself after series 2 of the 11 O'Clock show, the world would be a better place.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
A lot of people would be looked upon more kindly if they'd had the good sense to die sooner.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
That's called 'Eric Clapton Syndrome' - one in five musicians over 30 has it, it's very sad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Hang on...
I'm a musician over 30 :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)
So if Hendrix had lived people might wish him dead by now?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Ah well at least Cobain had the decency to recognise he was shit at life and do something about it

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Hendrix in the1980s would have been....upsetting, I suspect.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
It was a difficult decade to come out of with any dignity
particularly if you made your name in the 60s
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
here's a surprising Frank fact, I do not like and have never liked Hendrix
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
This is getting less surprising each time you post it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
NO ONE CARES, FRANK
NO ONE CARES
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
would you like to see my new effects pedal, we could have a discussion about it maybe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Go on then
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)
one of these
www.dawsons.co.uk/boss-sl-20-slicer-guitar-effect-pedal
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Ah yeah....I heard a demo of that a while ago, pretty cool
What other pedals do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)
one of those Roland VG things
and a Quadraverb
and a guitar synth jobby

and I dunno, some other stuff probably
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I'd quite like a Moogerfooger
but it looks a bit complicated
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
sorry, I'm bored of this conversation now, imma start a new thread

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
You cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
thank god he's gone, now we can have a proper conversation here

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
is that for running real-time loops and stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
no

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Oh ok.
It's just...well... you know, where it says 'with the inclusion of Loop Record you can quickly create and use loops mid-performance' that meant that it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
well yeah, it does that
but that's a load of useless wank, what it really does is chop up the audio and filter it to make rhythmic pulsating noises
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
that sounds pretty smart

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
syncs to MIDI clock too
so that's a lot of fun
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
when you press it does your sewing machine go really fast?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
NO
also: NO
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I'm gonna level with you here Frank
and tell you that this means your opinions on every subject ever are immediately discoutned as ludicrous. I wish it were not so, but I don't make the rules. I'm going to have to ask you to clear your desk and have security escort you from the internet. We shall send your P45 and final payslip in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)
yes, but his songs were shit
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
yes but no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Season 3 of loads of shows has been great
of the top of my head, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, The Sopranos
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Breaking WIND more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Just finished series 3 of Breaking Bad
It really is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I disagree
Series 8 of Scrubs was the best, although that was quite different to the other series.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
1. Fawlty Towers.
2. The Comic Strip Presents. Some of them were excellent, the last ones not so.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
3. I KEEL YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Infidel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Your heart wasn't really in that was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Nope. Not at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I have no idea what the plan for beers tomorrow is. I am meeting the incredibly tall one at 5pm near Liverpool St as it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Not sure if WP is even coming

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
If he is who I think he is on facebook, he isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/04/01/britons-urged-not-to-panic-after-possible-sighting-of-bulgarian/
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Dunno
x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
1 wheel of fortune
2 fawlty towers
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
With which glamorous assistant though?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Manuel hahaha lololol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Oh YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)
waki

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
whoah just an opinion no need to get personal

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
police squad
nignogs
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
1 - There should be more Sherlock
I'm aware they're filming the series currently, but they should have done it sooner. I'd rather watch that than any of the Hobbit or Star Trek films.

2 - Chuck absolutely divebombed in quality in the last series.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Sherlock is a good call

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Sherlock is a load of fucking wank
because seriously, if anyone said "oh hi, my name's Sherlock Holmes" you'd just say oh right, like the fictional detective

and at that point I find myself unable willingly to suspend disbelief
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)
If you say so.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I'm fairly sure it's not a documentary you know

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I'm fairly sure that it's supposing a world
in which, not only did Conan Doyle not write any stories about a fictional detective with that name, but a real person with those qualities existed in the modern world as opposed to Victorian London.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
You know what I reckon you're onto something here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

1: Perhaps not more of, but a conclusion would help, some great shows are killed by the US keeping them dragging out till the ratings fall, “Deadwood” being a prime example.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Stunned is taller than me, for those still on tenterhooks for first hand confirmation.
You know, since we're talking about wounded boars blundering through wooded glades, and all. We can't all be lithe roe deer, like what I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
More like oh dear. ..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Hey Monty
There's a band you should go and see playing at your local next week.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)
oh aye?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I think Vippers(4EVAINRHARTS) recommended them to you a while back and all
Wolf People - they are rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)
They sound shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Not like the excellently-named 'Pearl Jam' and their spinoff band 'knob cheese'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I hate Eddie Vedder

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Yeah, I hate ALL of Fairground Attraction.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Its got to beeeeeeeeeee ginger

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I get this

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
where are they playing?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
The Sebright Arms a week today.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Oh right you are, that's good to know, ta

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Other than having to open a second browser to view every thread Frank posts in, yes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
For some reason he's put me on ignore.
not even the courtesy to say why. annoying.

Just use a second phone browser to view not logged in.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
He may have a wheat intolerance

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Not a gluten for punishment, then?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
squire

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Hmm...
2:

Mothers in law
Little Britain
Big Bang Theory
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)
well hello there!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Hello Monty!
How the hell are you?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Bit rough today but generally OK
Yerself?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Big Bang Theory really is fucking dire

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I liked it...
...for a while. But once I started the second DVD the rot set in.

Should have been a twelve episode cult classic. But then so should Little Britain, Lost, Vicar of Dibbley and Eastenders.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
The other half loves it, we have an agreement that she'll never try to make me watch it.
That works.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

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