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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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ewwwsecond to last turkey in the shop
(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:07, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
surely that's more of a male euphemism though?i mean, think of a turkey's small gobbling red saggy neck - you just know that's an exact replica of dozer's shaven sack
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:09,
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well no, it can apply to anything that lies round unwanted and unloved(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)
i bet you're thinking about lovingly washing dozer's turkey neck with an AMPLE SPONGE right about now(
rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:17,
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to be honest, nobody is entirely surehe either has a distressingly tiny cock or a seriously huge clit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:25,
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try an original insult eh?you might hit on something accurate for a change
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:32,
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this is it though- there's very little to dislikeHence making stuff up.
(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Swipe's bingo wingsAlways make me think of an ageing chicken carcass.
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