well that was a lot of fun wasn't it
so right, farmers throw food away all the time because supermarkets won't buy odd-shaped potatoes, the government should buy up all the stuff Tesco don't want and hand it out to dole dossers instead of money, that'd cut waste and expenditure, save the taxpayer a fortune, everyone gets fruit and veg, less obesity, dole jockeys can't afford fags, less burden on the NHS, farmers get paid, everyone wins

this isn't a question
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 11:42, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And some of the unemployed could be employed to administer it, thus creating jobs
Still needs MOAR tazers though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

or they could work huge treadwheels to power electrical generators

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Or we could just take their organs and sell them to clear the national debt
You know Osborne has already thought of this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

what we need is a Final Solution to the unemployed problem

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I thought all the onwky stuff just ended up hidden in soups and ready meals?
do you want to deprive us of chunky vegetable hotpots?
these are questions
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Chunky vegetable hotpot sounds like a niche fetish site for vegan bbw or something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I only do baby corncobs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)

You'll do just fine on off topic then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)

woah, pretty sure that's gay slang for something unsavoury

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

People should stop being picky cunts and just buy the fucking food.
If you don't want a potato because it's not perfectly shaped then you can fucking starve, you wanker.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Shut up Gonzo

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Whoa, too far.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Yeah, like Gonzo's ever bought and eaten a vegetable. It's practically cannibalism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

He can't even spell potato, let alone count to it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

and he can't hold his plops in
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/fixtheworld/post1364671?highlight=answers-post-1365066
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:58, Reply)