cowfoot thread
let's all say bad things about cowfoot

I heard he blew so hard up a starling's egghole it shat its pancreas out through its eyes
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 18:32, 36 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FINE THEN IF YOU ALL LIKE COWFOOT SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU GO LIVE THERE

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:01, Reply)

yeh balls to that

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I've been to cowfoot but I've never been to me :(

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:39, Reply)

I heard you've been undressed by kings a fair few times when you've had one too many

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:40, Reply)

When I go on my summer vacation
I go to Juan-les-Pines
With my carefully designed topless swimsuit
I get an even suntan, on my back and on my legs.

And when the snow falls I'm found in St. Moritz
With the others of the jet-set
And I sip my Napoleon Brandy
But I never get my lips wet, no I don't.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)

I said
I just took a ride in a silver machine
And I'm still feeling mean.
It flies
Out of a dream
It's antiseptically clean

It turns everything green.
Do you wanna ride see yourself going by.
The other side of the sky
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:45, Reply)

alright fj

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:02, Reply)

oh i see how this is

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:13, Reply)

brb cutting up

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:13, Reply)

that's right, across just doesn't work

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:16, Reply)

says mrs i-take-half-a-cunting-hour-to-reply

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:17, Reply)

i been ps3'ing aint i
and i been out schmoozing with chas and dave this weekend lookit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:21, Reply)

not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:30, Reply)

i dont even care

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:32, Reply)

pretty sure you do

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)

nar im fairly satisfied

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:35, Reply)

so what's DLT like in person?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:36, Reply)

not sure why I'm talking to you on one messageboard and Ed on another, just sayin

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:37, Reply)

now this is the question

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:41, Reply)

s'ok, Ed's fucked off now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)

thank fuck for that

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)

he said he was watching ITV, what channel are you watching?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:46, Reply)

naink

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)

haha the shame
russel has already rinsed that joke
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:37, Reply)

I thought it was just Chas now, didn't And Dave retire?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:41, Reply)

he was just tricking us
tell you what though, they're a pair of proper miserable cunts
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)

so am I and to prove it imma fuck off now and do offline shizzle BYE SEE YA BYE BYE LATERS etc

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)

GOODBYE MISS YOU SEE YOU SOON BYE NOW LOVE YOU BYE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I heard he's sat watching an episode of Desmonds
the fucking prick.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:26, Reply)

the fucking cunt, if I was there I'd kick him right in the fucking kidneys

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

He'd probably like that
fucking cretin, I wish he was dead.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:38, Reply)

I heard cowfoot loves orphans so much he donated a considerable amount to relevant charities and didn't even fuck any of them

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:41, Reply)

k, not sure where you're getting your information but it's clearly not entirely correct

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:42, Reply)

The charities aren't relevant
rob fingers kids
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)

I had totally forgotten this show ever existed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLKzsynt5I
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:52, Reply)

you dont get quality cartoon kids telly now
its all hannah montana and i-motherfucking-carly
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:56, Reply)