Oh man, the top of my left thigh is a bit itchy

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:47, 68 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you should scratch that motherfucker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Done it but, get this right, it got itchy again!
Shit is bananas yo
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:50, Reply)

words can't describe the extent to which that has blown my mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:52, Reply)

Oh man, one day I'll tell you about the time I was itchy just below my left armpit

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:53, Reply)

I need a while to prepare myself for that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:54, Reply)

k, lemme know when you've got your wanking gloves on and I will tell the tale

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:57, Reply)

let me get some fresh feathers and we'll get started

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:04, Reply)

I've never been so aroused

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:06, Reply)

just you wait...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:09, Reply)

Vipros!!!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:04, Reply)

evening swipey

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:05, Reply)

How's shit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:06, Reply)

Pretty good
Been studying a load but that will be over soon.

How about you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:08, Reply)

Urgh but nothing serious
Work manic and got horrible chest/ear infection. Otherwise all good.

You should come back more. This place needs MOAR vipros!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:10, Reply)

Hope you recover quickly
Can't come on during the day job won't allow it. Evenings are hit and miss.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:13, Reply)

Ah well, hopefully it'll change at work at some point
Lots of luck with the new qualification. How's the band??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:15, Reply)

seems unlikely. and turns out i quite enjoy this job.
Thanks

Band is still fun. Quite a few gigs and some interesting music.

What's new with you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:19, Reply)

Oh good. I'm still planning on being in Cornwall in august so would be fab if you were playing when I'm there!!
Nothing exciting - promotion at work, writing a tv script with my friend, usual romantic disasters... Same shit!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:22, Reply)

aaaaaaaaaahahaha tv script
oh god

oh god

oh god that'll be shit
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:23, Reply)

seriously though, you should just give up right now
save yourself the heartache of all those doors slamming in your face, it's for the best
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:25, Reply)

My co-writer's a tv producer and her boss is head of commissioning
So only one door to slam/cock to suck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:27, Reply)

so what you're saying is your friend's writing a tv screenplay

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:28, Reply)

No
I'm writing it, she's pitching it

I could put momo in it, make him earn his keep
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:31, Reply)

so your co-writer isn't co-writing it?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 0:05, Reply)

WELL confused here

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 0:09, Reply)

It's utterly stellar ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:26, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:27, Reply)

Sadly I quite like this one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:32, Reply)

I find it's very handy on messageboards

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:33, Reply)

Even ones where pictures are banned?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:34, Reply)

do such things even exist?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:35, Reply)

I hear that they do

In fact it's all you hear in some places
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:37, Reply)

you even put the tv script thing second in your list
like, oh, that tv thing, that's not important, let's talk about something else, oh what? tv script? yes, I am doing one of those, we can discuss it if you like, I have a masters degree in creative writing

yes, Oxford actually

god that was actually the shittest post I've ever seen here and believe me I've seen some shit posts here
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:50, Reply)

I can talk ab

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:52, Reply)

out tits if you prefer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:52, Reply)

ok then, you start creative writing about tits
I'll produce
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 0:05, Reply)

I'm already pitching, am I doing this right?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 0:06, Reply)

You two should totally fuck

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:52, Reply)

I am doing, right now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:57, Reply)

oh, you mean each other?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:57, Reply)

yeah, ok then

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:59, Reply)

we're playing in exeter on 2nd and 3rd of August
We don't tend to travel far to play. I willthe be in Cornwall at least one weekend though.

Tv script eh? Is it top secret or can you give me some more ?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:26, Reply)

give it a rough rub xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:55, Reply)

I AM FURIOUS THAT YOU DID NOT ASK A QUESTION

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:08, Reply)

PROPERLY FURIOUS

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:08, Reply)

You'll get over it
That crippling sense of apathy will get you in the end
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:11, Reply)

yeah, I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:13, Reply)

Way to piss on my point

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:16, Reply)

any time you want your points pissing on, I'm yer man

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:21, Reply)

Those fucking giant pictures piss on my chips
They make my iPad shrink all the font to stupid small. Ugh. Piss piss piss.

Also, man? I thought you were ot's other woman.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:23, Reply)

so adblock them, what's the difficulty?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:24, Reply)

My total retardafion about anything to do with computers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:30, Reply)

+ and spelling

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:37, Reply)

Ha iPad fail

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:38, Reply)

Try scotchbrite

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:19, Reply)

Give it a rub.
Delighted to see the return of Vipros.

This thread needs more over sized images.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:32, Reply)

Your mum needs etc etc

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:32, Reply)

Life treating you well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:40, Reply)

Can't complain so I won't!
How's brizzle?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:42, Reply)

I'm cat sitting
The Doris is at a funeral tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:46, Reply)

Oh no, give her my love

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:49, Reply)

Not sure I'd really call it a return

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:36, Reply)

Well it's a post.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:39, Reply)

Astute as ever

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:40, Reply)

Thanks very much.
*feels all proud*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:42, Reply)

alright Vippers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:41, Reply)

alright?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:41, Reply)

alright
Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:47, Reply)