aaaaaaaaaahahaha tv script
oh god

oh god

oh god that'll be shit
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

seriously though, you should just give up right now
save yourself the heartache of all those doors slamming in your face, it's for the best
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:25, Reply)

My co-writer's a tv producer and her boss is head of commissioning
So only one door to slam/cock to suck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:27, Reply)

so what you're saying is your friend's writing a tv screenplay

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:28, Reply)

No
I'm writing it, she's pitching it

I could put momo in it, make him earn his keep
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:31, Reply)

so your co-writer isn't co-writing it?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 0:05, Reply)

WELL confused here

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 0:09, Reply)

It's utterly stellar ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:26, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:27, Reply)

Sadly I quite like this one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:32, Reply)

I find it's very handy on messageboards

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:33, Reply)

Even ones where pictures are banned?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:34, Reply)

do such things even exist?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:35, Reply)

I hear that they do

In fact it's all you hear in some places
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:37, Reply)

you even put the tv script thing second in your list
like, oh, that tv thing, that's not important, let's talk about something else, oh what? tv script? yes, I am doing one of those, we can discuss it if you like, I have a masters degree in creative writing

yes, Oxford actually

god that was actually the shittest post I've ever seen here and believe me I've seen some shit posts here
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:50, Reply)

I can talk ab

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:52, Reply)

out tits if you prefer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:52, Reply)

ok then, you start creative writing about tits
I'll produce
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 0:05, Reply)

I'm already pitching, am I doing this right?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 0:06, Reply)

You two should totally fuck

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:52, Reply)

I am doing, right now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:57, Reply)

oh, you mean each other?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:57, Reply)

yeah, ok then

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:59, Reply)