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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright you bunch of workshy bastards?Have you ever started a rumour?
Alt: Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 7:45,
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Did you have a good time in Edinburgh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 7:49,
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WITHABUS !!111!!Edit: Ohhhhhhh Wait that was bartleby in Glasgow
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/two-arrested-over-glasgow-bus-rape-8564921.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 7:49,
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yer, nice place. I'd swap it for the Kilburn High Road any day. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING OF ???? Surely you can internet and video conference and all that gash instead, no?London money goes a very long way there for Housing I noticed.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 7:57,
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We've seriously considered it, but there aren't the jobs there and I couldn't work remotely enough of the time to make the move worthwhile.Plus it's fucking cold there.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:00,
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That's always the way innit. No matter how nice a place is the jobs and money are always in London blud(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:02,
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I dunno like.Companies like Standard Life pay extremely well at Director level, would you feasibly be able to switch industry?
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I don't want to work in Financial Services.Dull. Dull. Dull.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:27,
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Shut up I'm workingSomeone once started a rumour that Al is a cunt, it wasn't me
Alt:There was a rumour at school that my house key opened the school stock room (also where all of the tuck shop items were kept), it was true.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 7:49,
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I have to click this now :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 7:59,
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I'm going to start a rumour that one of you bastards has given me throataids.I'm not happy. I've barely slept all night, and now I'm up and ready to go into town. I feel very sorry for mr b3th today.
Alt: I heard a ridiculous rumour that I'm old and fat. How crazy is that?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:07,
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What the hell *Checks Watch*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:08,
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Stop moaning you saggy old chunker.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:09,
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You love it when I moan, you whoremongering shortarse.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:10,
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I guess you read his new Sig.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:12,
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Hahaha!Excellent series of sigs from young Mr B.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:13,
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I heard the rumour that you have maximum Mod powersBut you're too stupid to workout how to use them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:17,
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I have indeed. One that's been on TV.In 1991 I started a rumour about my friend Paul which still haunts him to this day to the extent that it is part of his standup routine (he is now a professional comedian). I said that I spotted him with his hands in the air during a live PA by dismal MOR dance act Rozalla at a rave in Basingstoke - and that he was crying. It stuck and he's never been allowed to forget it. Brilliantly over time other peope now 'remember seeing it' too. They can't have, because I made the whole thing up. In his standup he cites this as one reason why he hates going back to where he grew up. I'm so proud.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:15,
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Needs MOAR Treworgey Tree Fayre(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:33,
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I've been working on this one:That Anthony Gormley's Angel of the North is based on the profile of Maggie Thatcher. He became an admirer after the Saatchi brothers bank-rolled his early work. All those statues on the beach near St Helens, represent the hunt for Mark Thatcher after he was lost in the Sahara.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:23,
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None of which detracts from your noncy perversions.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:24,
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Alt: Not quite relevantbut I once overheard a bloke in the bar of the Eagle Hotel in Winchester describe me to his mate as 'the roughest bird I've seen this year'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:25,
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As if anyone would believe that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:30,
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That's why rumours are so powerful.The heady mix of mystery, eroticism, danger and violence.
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I started a rumour that a former PM had diedThen it all got a little out of hand.
Alt: My reputation is flawless.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:30,
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Yeah, it never really caught on(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:32,
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Not reallyI once started a rumour that some useless cunt at work was about to be fired and it got back to him. He went and asked the boss if he was going to be fired. I think that caused the bosses to pay more attention to him because he was fired a few days later for being a useless cunt.
Alt. No, they're all true
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Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:31,
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I started a rumour that this is a shit thread.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:32,
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That is a fact, not a rumour.Good morning Joey.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:33,
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I have arisen in a tip-top mood once again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:34,
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I arose with a stonking erection and the need for a shit.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:35,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:38,
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you should combine them in a powerful display of feculent priapism.Swipola will be all over you.
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Mrs B likes a bit of blumpkin eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:42,
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Bowie is number 4 in the UK Album chart and Monty is in a tip top moodCoincidence?
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Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:36,
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What I like to do is illegally download it time and time again and just delete it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:41,
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Hahahaha Practicing for when Al adds you on Facebook(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:42,
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I was very disappointed when Al added me on facebook He wasn't nearly as fat and bald as I hoped.
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Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:50,
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Apparently I'm a benderNot sure who started that one but everyone seems keen to take credit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:56,
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b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=81069
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:54,
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Oh THATAll those pictures of me with the missus are blatantly overcompensating
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Gayers always tend to use fit birds as beards.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:00,
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There's a very cruel comment to be made here about your missuswhich I won't make
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