Oh, for fuck's sake.
Here's a thought. Rather than buy a coffee for someone else, why not wake up, grow the fuck up, stop working in "meeja" and living in London and driving the house prices through the roof, and while you're fucking at it, stop wearing scarves indoors.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And click

( Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

And PS, seeing as you clearly have some spare income why not invest in some lenses for those glasses YOU FUCKING WANKER?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

at least you can shove sharp things in their eyes without being blocked

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

*takes scarf off*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)