It's some Chinky heap of shit off eBay - £16.99 inc postage, brand new.
I am reduced to this and it's very :o( indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:24, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The upside to cheap effects
is that because of the slap dash way in which they're assembled, occasionally one of them gets sprinkled with fairy dust. I have a reverb pedal that cost me £17, and it's more versatile than anything else I've seen.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

*crosses fingers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

What I *really* want is one of those Hendrix all-in-one jobs.
No chance :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

They are good, I won't deny it
Well should you find yourself in Pompey, you can come round and play with mine.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)

AND WILL YOU LET HIM USE YOUR WAH WAH PEDAL AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Oh, you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Tee hee
*blushes*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

His ANDREW MARR-MARR PEDAL more like!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

*likes*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

#homoerotic

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Sex is sex
I don't care who it's with
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)

AND MY HENDRIX PEDAL
HAHAHAHAplaywithmywinkieHAHAHAHA
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)

:o(
I had a 'lazy lob-on' for a moment there
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

If you let me adjust your truss rod
You can lube my nut
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

This sounds like it might be a setup.
AH SAID...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

It's not a pickup line, I promise you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

This leads nowhere

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)

You're stringing me along

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I have two Crybabys
If you come to Bristol you can have one
( Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I'll probably see Monty in June if that helps.
I could pass it on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I'm bribing him Jeff

( Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

did I mention I bought a slicer pedal?
it was £179
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

You did, yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

it was £179

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Yes, apparently so

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

did I mention it syncs to MIDI clock and puts the slice effect in time with Cubase?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Just wanted to be involved in this boring subthread.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

woah, no need for that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Well, that's pretty rude
Frank's excited about his new toy.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Uh huh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

k, I'm done now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

unless you'd like to hear a recording of it?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I'd like that very much

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

cunt
soundcloud.com/gilgafrank/slicer-2/s-4VLIp
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

That's pretty good that
I like the stereo effects
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

fuck off you bumlord

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

JESUS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

you were asking for that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)