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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
A kid he knows has had an, ah, accident where they, ah accidentally tore their anus.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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AHH THE OLD 'HE WAS JUST CLIMBING OVER A FENCE AND SLIPPED ONTO THE SPIKE' SWITCHEROO PAEDO EXCUSE STORY
TEXTBOOK
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:58,
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The thing is, the poor sod's parents are back from holiday on Monday so this needs sorting pronto to avoid any awkward questions.
And to ensure 'Uncle Bart' gets to look after him again next year.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:02,
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NO PRESSURE THERE BARTLEBY
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:08,
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'I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO LOOK UP THESE TERMS - WILL HIS ARSE STILL BE BLEEDING ON MONDAY OR NOT?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:10,
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