I once held my rear passenger door in one hand to keep it steady, while I pushed it shut with the other hand.
Completely trapped two fingers in the door, like an epic flid.

Three days later, I did EXACTLY the same thing.

The main reason I never go out is that I can't be trusted not to injure myself.

So, has microbattered discovered the joy of hitting your plaster cast and getting a reaction?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

She keeps looking at the cast and crying 'daddy has an oowie'. Tried to explain it as being a big sock. She then tickles my toes and giggled. 5 minutes later looked at my foot again and started crying again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Awwww

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:04, Reply)

We need some testosterone in this thread, stat.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:05, Reply)

* mans up*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:06, Reply)

I'm overflowing with the stuff.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:07, Reply)

alright darth

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:09, Reply)

That's the sickest burn ever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:10, Reply)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
backhand her
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)