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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He's easily angered, ent he?

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
just so I know where you're up to in your planned evening
I'm guessing you've studied and had dinner but not got round to your wank yet, is that correct?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:06, Reply)
got it in one yer

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)
so wank-wise, it's still in the planning stages?

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Yeah.
I'm going to be hitting up YouTube for a montage of Sian Williams upskirts and Rachel Riley bending over in a low cut top.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)
well, just remember
at the moment of ecstacy, whatever you do, do not think about the smell your dad leaves in the bathroom

put all thoughts of your father's bowel aroma right out of your head

repeat: under no circumstances should you think about the smell of your dad's bottom at the point of orgasm

HTH
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)
check 'em

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

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