Thread for Jeff.
In his speech to the people of Boston today Obama said that if whoever planted that bomb wanted to intimidate the US, they had picked the wrong city.
Which city should they have picked and why?

Alt: Talk about something other than work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:28, 51 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They should have picked the right city.
Alt; I'm looking at jackets and trainers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Where's Barry when you need him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Stealing things probably.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:31, Reply)

He was alright was Bazzarino

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:31, Reply)

He was, I drank with him on a couple of occasions.
He should have fronted things out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:32, Reply)

He reminded me of myself at that age.
Drugs, birds, bleached hair, bad behaviour.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Just come out and say it if you think he was a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Nah, when I was his age I was baws deep in manto.
I was doing that many pills I rattled when I danced and got up to some very fruity shenanigans.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Bender

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Not always fruity as in 'sex with men'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Did you steal from hosts as well?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:35, Reply)

When you moved in the circles I did, having your recreational drugs choried was the last of your worries.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:36, Reply)

His poor mother :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Off his tits on stolen drugs I'd imagine.
What did you put in the sarnies?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:31, Reply)

stolen drugs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I ent made 'em yet.
You pricks keep distracting me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:33, Reply)

probably put stolen drugs in them though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:33, Reply)

PROBABLY PUT ANDREW MARR'S BALLS IN THEM!!!!!
LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Give the kids some meat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:34, Reply)

YES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Washington D.C.
Home of 'hardcore', yeah? And 'straight edge', yeah?

Let's see how hardcore you are in the face of religious straight edge fundamentalism, you doss fucking pricks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Too many cities to mention, but I'll list a few
Atlanta (the Swindon of the US).
Seattle. Dull and full of computer geeks (Microsoft & Amazon both based there).
Chicago. Stupid transport system and crap food.
New York. Great for 48 hours. Boring after that.
Las Vegas. Full of cunts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:34, Reply)

YOU FORGOT TO MENTION TIBET!!!!!#

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Yes, as that's in China you clown footed idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:38, Reply)

I know where Tibet is, you salt & pepper-haired cocklover.
It was a nod to your habit of nonchalantly namechecking places you've visited.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Pardon me for asking a genuine on /OT for a change.
Prick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:43, Reply)

asking a genuine what?
Cock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Question.
Fuck off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:48, Reply)

I was doing some 'environmental scanning' at work
And read this which is one of the funniest things on Money Marketing's website ever:

"All people should have to make their own provisions, period. That's why we have too many people sucking off the tax payer in today's society. Get rid of all public sector pensions and make everyone save for their retirement. And if they end up with nothing, tough. Interestingly our poorer Chinese counterparts who get nothing save more if their income as is westerners."
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:49, Reply)

If you think that is funny then you need to have a word with yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:53, Reply)

It's funny because it says 'sucking off the tax payer'.
And I did qualify the statement with 'one of the funniest things on Money Marketing's website ever'. It's not really known for its sardonic wit and cutting satire.

You massive fucking spastic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)

oh man, now it looks like you explained the joke to me before I laughed
could you delete that please?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)

it's alright, I explained the 'sucking off' bit to Battered.
You can laugh at 'tax payer' instead of 'taxpayer' if you want.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)

to be honest, I was going to just let that one ride

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Yeah, the 'sucked off' thing is pretty funny innit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:02, Reply)

I think it's a lot funnier now Battered has got upset about it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:04, Reply)

He's easily angered, ent he?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:05, Reply)

just so I know where you're up to in your planned evening
I'm guessing you've studied and had dinner but not got round to your wank yet, is that correct?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:06, Reply)

got it in one yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)

so wank-wise, it's still in the planning stages?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm going to be hitting up YouTube for a montage of Sian Williams upskirts and Rachel Riley bending over in a low cut top.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)

well, just remember
at the moment of ecstacy, whatever you do, do not think about the smell your dad leaves in the bathroom

put all thoughts of your father's bowel aroma right out of your head

repeat: under no circumstances should you think about the smell of your dad's bottom at the point of orgasm

HTH
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

lol
"sucking off the taxpayer"
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Hollywood
We wouldn't know what to do without or tv and movies
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:47, Reply)

without or tv and movies with pubic hair
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Sunnydale

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:52, Reply)

check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Milton Keynes!!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:29, Reply)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:34, Reply)

Salt Lake City
Salt Lake City is full of pussies, wimps, pinkos, pansies and mormons.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:50, Reply)