remember when people first got mobile phones and the only conversation people ever had in boozers was how many bars reception they were getting and they get 3 bars at home but only 2 when they're in the boozer
but if you go in the end stall and stand up on the khazi you get 4 bars unless it's cloudy that day and blah blah blah fucking blah?

well that's all I hear when people discuss phones
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I got my first phone in 1993. It was huge. If I had known how the technology would develop I'd have invested money differently to how I did.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Yeah. This.
If my time machine worked, I would have chosen different lottery numbers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:51, Reply)

I would also have purchased loads of gold in late 2007.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:57, Reply)

phone cock up the bum
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:53, Reply)

Classic strikethrough.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:54, Reply)

He prefers poles these days.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:55, Reply)

The splinters must be murder.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:04, Reply)