I live in Kensington now, does anyone else here live in Kensington?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh me, I do.
I moved there earlier, to be around my fellow scriptwriting bredrins. I mean, Oxford's OK to study in but once one's Masters is in the bag, it's *straight* back to good old Kenners for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:49, Reply)

shit yeah, we should totally get ourselves down Kensington working men's club for a pint of bitter sometime
I hear the bingo's good there and they have a turn on most weekends
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:12, Reply)

I really wouldn't be surprised if Nakers owned up to not being able to read at all
and it turned out he was having this site read to him by a carer. I guess his spelling would thus be explained. Siri is fucking *shit* at speech recognition.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:52, Reply)

read that twice, dunno what Siri is, made fuck all sense to me, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:21, Reply)

I heard you spend hours shouting at your Apple devices to get in the freezer.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:25, Reply)

hahahahahaIdon'tgetitsoz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:27, Reply)

My daughter has worked out how to use Siri on my phone. All sorts of random responses to baby chatter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)

remember when people first got mobile phones and the only conversation people ever had in boozers was how many bars reception they were getting and they get 3 bars at home but only 2 when they're in the boozer
but if you go in the end stall and stand up on the khazi you get 4 bars unless it's cloudy that day and blah blah blah fucking blah?

well that's all I hear when people discuss phones
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:46, Reply)

I got my first phone in 1993. It was huge. If I had known how the technology would develop I'd have invested money differently to how I did.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Yeah. This.
If my time machine worked, I would have chosen different lottery numbers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:51, Reply)

I would also have purchased loads of gold in late 2007.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:57, Reply)

phone cock up the bum
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:53, Reply)

Classic strikethrough.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:54, Reply)

He prefers poles these days.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:55, Reply)

The splinters must be murder.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Nah, I live in Tibet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:56, Reply)

haha
yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:21, Reply)

The bookies in Croyden?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:22, Reply)

I would, but my dad's too fucking tight to buy me a flat there.
Cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:33, Reply)

the tight-fisted cunt, I bet he didn't pay off your student debt either
when you got your masters degree

from Oxford
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Parental abuse. Terrible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Alright mr stockport

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:40, Reply)