also: I'd like to express my sypathies to Battered for of upcoming divorce.
Poor fucker's going to have to pay for it at home as well as abroad now.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i think we can all agree that we will be here for him during his problems

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Is Battered getting divorced?
That's a shitter for him because his in-laws own his house.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Everything will be fine, Swipe's representing him in court and shit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Christ could you imagine?
Judge: 'Soz, don't listen to gingers'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)

'I'd like you to take into account the fact that I'm totally writing a sitcom and all my exes have been HORRID m'lud'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:00, Reply)

'and your grace, I did my Masters at Oxford don't you know'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Paid for, not own.
Giving all of that place to the wife anyway so my daughter is provided for.

I have the means to buy my own home and will be doing so shortly.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Just wondering if you could get the gaff transferred in to your daughters name.
It would put the kybosh on her moving and you would be able to be co-signatory on your kids trust fund.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:57, Reply)

There are all sorts of options. Not considering them tonight!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Don't blame you.
I'm sure you'll do what's best.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Aye. You might be an online cunt, Battered but I wouldn't wish that situation on anyone.

Best wishes, min and I hope a solution can be found which causes least hurt to all.

You spastic smurf.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Clicked for 'you spastic smurf'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Doubtful.
There would have to be a bare trust.

Innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Sorry chief - I thought that was a joke
Not joking - sorry to read this.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Playing the long game eh?
Told you that sending those bumhole pics would pay off.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:59, Reply)

* bokes *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Yeah, that link's prob NSFW, soz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Do you have any further NSFW images you'd like to share?
Because for the call centre kids, work has finished.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:10, Reply)

OH YEAH, WEEKEND'S HERE POST GIFS

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:11, Reply)

I'm going to pretend to be sympathetic here in the subject
and then for the first few words of the main body of the message before suddenly saying something crass like hahahahaha you lost your family and your house megalulz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:02, Reply)