I may start a rumor
That Nakers got beat up by a Dutch dyke and ended up in a canal and almost drowned, luckily Mark Almond saved him and gave him the kiss of life……the only way he can repay the debt is by being Mark’s bitch for the rest of the weekend.

Start a rumor of your own…

Alt: Morning you bunch of hapless cunts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 8:21, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mornin' HH
I heard, right, that King Zog of Albania WASN'T an annoying unfunny self-absorbed cunt! Who woulda thought it eh!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)

We aint heard from him for a while
I wonder if Franks been stepped?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I think it's quite likely. that he has.
Shame. No, really, I'm not taking the piss, I think it's a shame
Honest.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Morning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Yellow
How is Jeffers today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

A bit snotty.
But this will be resolved with coffee and bacon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Everything is OK with bacon.
I’m stuck at work till 12, one of the things that sucks about being a keyholder
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I ain't doin nuffink and you can't make me
Alt: Innit
( Theoban What of it, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

JUST DO IT
do it now
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I'm too busy for any of this shit
Well not busy, lazy.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Inspire yourself with a visit to nice bum girls cafe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Yeah we'll be going at lunch
Christ I'm bored today
Nowt to do
( Theoban What of it, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I'm sat here staring at four walls
the only reason I am here is because I have a key
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Here you go have a film to watch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Not as good as foldsfive's version

( Theoban What of it, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)

also star wars is shit etc

( Theoban What of it, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)

It'd just be like Nakers to get beaten up by a wall.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)

He is in Holland so TTJ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)