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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Is 'we would come because we're doing nothing that night, but I'm afraid we hate you, soz', good enough
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:18,
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12 years ago)
I'm kinda hoping everyone says that so I can drink all the wine
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:19,
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...alone, in tears.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:20,
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of joy that I don't have to make small talk with people I only tolerate because they have sexy girlfriends
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:21,
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That really is the only reason we hang around with him isn't it.
That and he sometimes brings brandy.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:22,
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Not these days I don't.
I'm such an epic mine sweeper I actually got offered a Royal Navy contract.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:24,
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I'll have to bring some brandy of my own next time to repay the favour.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:28,
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You won't find me trying to dissuade you from this course of action
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:35,
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I don't like brandy, so it was totally the lusty thing
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:28,
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Sorry I read this as 'I'm a massive fucking homo who can't handle the Emperor of Spirits'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:36,
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I read this as "Help! I'm falling into a giant vagina!"
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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"tell my mum I love herrrrrrrrr.....'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:41,
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