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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'm trying to find a nice blonde wig because it's easier than dyeing it
fuck me there's some horrific wigs out there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
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(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:24, Reply)
yes?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Why are you looking for a blonde wig?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:27, Reply)
going to a particular event
thought it would be funny. problem is, i don't want a £5 tacky fancy dress one, and anything that looks ok-ish is about £300. which is a lot of money for a joke.

so i figure i'll try it out. if it actually looks ok, then fine i'll spend the cash, and actually wear it. if it looks shit, i'll ditch the idea!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Oh, is it boat rave time again?
Or whatever it is you dress up like a spastic to go to?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:29, Reply)
no, boat raves are july and september

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)
I see.
I shall try to remember that in order to avoid any such embarrassing mix-ups again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Just be careful.
Just because you won't appear to be ginger, you'll still burn if there is even a hint of sunshine.

I believe that's how it works. Ginger plus sunshine equals Simon Weston.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:32, Reply)
I don't really dig blondes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:24, Reply)
this is why i am buying it
self-preservation
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:26, Reply)
pfft
Whatevs, babydoll.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:27, Reply)
You'll be the Wogan of Off Topic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:24, Reply)
nah
his wig tries to match. mine will clearly not be my natural colour.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:27, Reply)
collar and cuffs etc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:28, Reply)
i don't have any cuffs

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)
tmi

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

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