BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS
For I have assembled an Ikea sofa.

I am feeling very manly. I smell pretty manly too, I imagine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Eew.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:57, Reply)

you love it you slaaaaaag

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:59, Reply)

no, I don't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:00, Reply)

Then rest easy
I've showered now
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:25, Reply)

Was this a static sofa?
Or was it one of the 'transformers' sofas that becomes a bed? I assembled on of the latter a few weeks ago and very nearly lost a finger/my sanity/half of the bits - and I used to build quite complicated stuff in a former life! God knows how cak-handed numptys manage
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:08, Reply)

Do you reckon Emvee's ever tried shoving one of them up a skag-hag?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:10, Reply)

It's a 3 seater plus chaise longue
an L-shape deal. The chaise longue bit is adjustable too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:26, Reply)

smyls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:34, Reply)