I am a gold nugget, not a fuck nugget, you bum nugget
I went out with a guy recently who started asking me for cash on the second date. Just a £500 "loan" apparently... Worst. Date. Ever. So you can mock that if you want.

I sometimes get the opportunity to refer people to clients, but not if I think they are cunts. It all goes to show the importance of being nice to everyone, because it's true: it's who you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 7:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

HAHAHAA and he'd past your first date questioning of his background finances and means. Oh dearie me Rachel HOW DO YOU PICK THEM

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:08, Reply)

He was some Irish cowboy builder... I dunno...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)

SHUT UP IT WERE ANOTHER EFNIK IN A GREGGS HAT IT WAS WASNT IT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)

She doesn't need another one, she's still got the original.

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Why continuously reference it as 'the ex' ? If shes still letting him fingerbang her with his flaky pastry fingers he ent an ex. It seems rachel whilst clever, hasn't an ounce of common sense

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)