You should row the Atlantic or become the face of Typhoo
Plum should be a clown, Battered should remake Time Bandits etc etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

good to see some original thinking here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:07, Reply)

I don't want to see Nakers putting the Oooo in anything, thanks

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Monts get this
The Jamaican takeaway across from my work place does Chicken dumplings covered in gravy they are about the size of a Muskmelon and only £2, I’m trying to hold back until Chicken Thursday but you know what, fuck it I’m getting one today.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Why wait?
You can have your own Chicken Wednesday, go for it. I have the last of Sunday's cottage pie for lunch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)

I'll save lokesy the effort
*strikethrough involving changing 'cottage pie' to something about cottaging*

Everyone lols heartily.

The end.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)

I have already made up my mind, I'm going for it today

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)