GOOOD MOOOOOORRRRNNNINNG
I am yet again full of beans, bright eyed and bushy tailed, waiting for the wonders that this lovely Wednesday will bring.

I would love to help guide you in your new vocation, but it would help if I knew what your current field of employment is.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

pimp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)

+le
Scarlet in your trousers no doubt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:12, Reply)

scarlet pimple?
Nakers has trouser acne?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)

T is TJ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

oh is it? I thought you were saying I was mysterious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)

I think he meant pimpernel

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)

This is the most cringe-inducing subthread in a long time.
Well done, dickheads.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)

worse than mortgages or ppi?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I think so, yes,
Those were merely arse-clenchingly dull - this one is supremely embarrassing for all those contributing, or even just reading.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)

rent boy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)

see above, I got promoted

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

rent man now, eh?
Congratulations, your mother must be so proud.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)