you're like this crazy speeding freak
crazy speeding
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I was only doing 80-83.
To be honest, I'm not too fussed about getting a ticket, I'm fussed about them discovering my licence has expired and fining me a grand. I've been trying to renew it for WEEKS
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)

you got that rust bucket up to 83?
blimey
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)

It's surprisingly swift for a hatchback.

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

i picture you like fred flintstone
with your gangly gout infested feet scrabbling along the surface of the m25
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

You know something I have been meaning to look at the expiry date on my Photo licence for ages
I haven't got a clue when it runs out
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)

i've still got an old paper one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I lost mine and got lumbered with the new one.
I bet them fuckers charge you when you renew
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Yep. 20 quid. Plus a fiver for the Post Office if you do it through them.

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Yep sounds about right, thinking I best look at my passport expiry date aswell

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I only realised mine had expired when I tried to renew my car tax a month and a half after it had run out
and the DVLA told me. I have been trying to renew it ever since the end of March.
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

you know
you might have mentioned this gripping rollercoaster of a blair witch/da vinci code saga once or twice before
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I doubt it.

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)

no really
once or twice a DAY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Pretty sure this is the first time I have mentioned it.

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)

ORLY?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Yep, pretty sure.

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)

if only search was working...

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

A search for 'DVLA' brings up the following in the first page of results
1 x post by Kroney
5 x posts by rachelswipe
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

alright mate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)

alright

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Swipe in "accusing others of perpetrating her own whinging" shocker

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers/4602?q=licence

yeah!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Oh dear

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Yeah, that wasn't me.

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

PWND!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)

haha!
K Bone, the king of the licence moan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Ha ha ha Nakers new job

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)