Don't have time for whinging shitcunts.
Alt: I'm a chill motherfucker but I hate the fucking lot of you. Nothing winds me up because that would be getting upset, and only flouncing spastics get upset.
Altalt: I recycle because the council will fine me if I don't, the pricks.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

so what were you when you rearranged Russells nose ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Drunk.
And young. And stupid because I was young.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

it's ok, he was asking for it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)

No he wasn't, and I could have done without the subsequent trouble with the plod.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I didnit know the Poe-Lice were involved. Oh dearie me, a 'bash' too far eh EH !!! haha
Russells problem, or one of them anyway is he has a very punchable face, and comes across as a right wanker
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

interesting
so what does a punchable face look like?

imma nominate wogan for this category.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)

everyone of the Middleton family, that sortof stuff

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I met him, I thought he was a cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

(who are we talking about?)

( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Sexface

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Oh OK
I'll be honest, he kind of sounds like my kind of guy.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)