When Gonz interrupted your wife wanking me off while teabagging me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

His wife teabagged you?
Either his wife has testicles, which the existence of micro would seem to discredit, or you don't know what teabagging is.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

She had my balls in her mouth.
There was teabagging involved, let's not split hairs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Splitting hairs is disagreeing over minor points
not the entire definition of the term. It seems you don't know what splitting hairs means, either.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

He's splitting teabags here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

alright Monts
Wevvers mix with some rockabilly in:

www.mixcloud.com/clashmusic/andrew-weatherall-dj-mix/

Couldn't find any pure rockabilly ones, but he's a bit of a musical magpie anyroad.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

cheers for that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

np m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Nono, Battered's wife was doing the teabagging
do keep up, Monty, there's a lamb
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I'm so confused!
I was going to toddle off and make myself a cup of tea but somehow I've gone off the idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Get PJ's mother in law to make it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I know what splitting hairs means and yeah, I meant to say while I was teabagging her.
This is just an internet messageboard, not an academic forum.

Extra lols from the man who used the term 'stirling effort' the other day.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Haha you really are a prick.
No wonder you're so popular.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Click

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

wow yeah, unpopular with a minority of the posters on an internet forum.
Breaks my heart that does.

Stirling insults, here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Lack of self-awareness too, if you think it's a minority.
But you are right, I made a spelling mistake. I tend to do that when I'm typing quickly. Most of the time I correct them, sometimes I miss a couple.

That is indeed entirely equal to a fundamental misunderstanding of the meaning behind two commonly used phrases that you've defended by saying "just a message board, innit".

Well done on bringing me down to your level. Congratulations are in order.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)

gertcha

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)

This is just a messageboard though, innit?
Clearly teabagging involves the mouth and the scrotum, I'm just pissing about on here while doing something else (as most of us are) and got the teabagger/ teabagee thing the wrong way round, which is clearly the sign of a cretin. I found the er/ee thing to be a minor point, because I'm not really fussed what a pompous IT drone thinks of me, so yeah, splitting hairs was the right phrase to use. What's next?

I dunno, crucify me, I enjoy cocking about online.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I really wish I could.

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)

rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)

No, teabagging is just lowering your bollocks onto someone/something, usually in the face though.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)

No, a cursory google search shows that it may also involve licking and sucking the bollockbag.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

this is possibly the most autistic conversation I've read on here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Sadly enough, I agree.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Get thee to the popular page.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Nail and head
Have a click
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)