Top tips:
1. Find a sound system that suits your tastes and stay there for a good few hours - wandering about gets fucking annoying
2. Take a bottle of spirits - save a fortune on beer and piss less
3. if you have NF tattoos wear long sleeves
4. Don't be a cunt
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

5. take your own bog roll in case you eat some dodgy jerk chicken.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)

6. and this is the best one of all if you can manage it
Know someone or an FOF who lives round there who's having an open house

Skin up/shit/snort DRUGS in safety and comfort
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)

This also saves trying to get in to an after party in one of the bars.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

+ shanked

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I like buying red stripe cans out of peoples gardens on the side streets.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)

£2 for the best warm lager on earth - SORTED

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Some even have Ice buckets!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Well, dustbins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM THOSE ICE BINS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)