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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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@wanderlustA man walks into a bar with a large orange where his head should be. Someone goes up to him and asks him why he's got a huge orange for his head.
"Well, I came across this genie who said he'd grant me three wishes. Firstly, I asked for a billion pounds, and so I became a billionaire. And then I asked to be made irresistible to women and everyone I've fancied has instantly fallen in love with me".
"Wow! So what did you use your third wish for?"
"I wished my head was a large orange".
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 16:54,
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