I'm a great liar, but not that great.
Probably June at this rate me old mucker. The manager who oversaw the death pub has raised a grievance against me and my area manager and another manager, so this is all dragged out another 2 weeks at least.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh poo. Poo, I say. POO.

You heard me - POO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

The guy is a fucking wanker.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

U NO DAT BRUV

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Why would he raise a grievance against you?
Your managers I can understand, but you just covered his MurderPub whilst he was otherwise indisposed.
( Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

otherwise indisposed steamcleaning his car and throwing hammers into the canal
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I held a disciplinary for his assistant manager, the guy actually on duty at the time,
And despite him having a final written, I didn't fire him, just put him on an improvement course and a year of monitoring. He is claiming that if I had fired him, the event would never have taken place.
This misses the point that the investigation after the fact shows him to be an incompetent cretin.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Am I reading this right?
He's actually suggesting that if he hadn't gone on a course, the guy wouldn't have died?

Well, you're alright, then. There's no way that can be reasonably upheld. Ballache, mind.
( Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

IT'S NOT MY FAULT SIR IT WAS WINDY PIG SIR HE DID IT SIR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)