I don't know what that is so I'm going to pretend I do and call them names so that the bullies pick on them instead of me.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:33, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Are you a real doctor dude?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I'm a real doctor.
But I'm afraid my penis is fake.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

you're a non doctor

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

you will either get this or not depending on your age

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

*waves*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)

shut up prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:36, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

:|

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

:)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

NO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1958191
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

GOOSE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Strategic approach. Like it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

I'm exceedingly brave and honourable.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

alright shambles
I was reading a book last night and thought you'd enjoy it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Sweet.
I'm reading an Iain Banks and cursing him for having cancer and dying.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Which one?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

lung I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:46, Reply)

lol no idea he's shit and a prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)

I expect

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

I do hope you mean Iain Banks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

course

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:52, Reply)

I'm this close to flouncing with all the bullying that I have had to put up with today
*makes Battered height gesture*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:59, Reply)

I gotcha back nigro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Ha ha. oh you cunt. Well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

He's letting us all down very badly.
Which one?
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:43, Reply)

lung I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

lol no idea he's shit and a prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:49, Reply)

I expect

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:50, Reply)

gall bladder

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)

yeah don't care soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)

neither do I

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Cancer of something that nobody knows what it's function is, doesn't sound so bad.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Yeah, the function of the gall bladder is well understood yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:09, Reply)

if only the same could be said of you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:13, Reply)

ah, Mr 1973 rocking the QI alarm all over again.
Well done Monts, have you ever considered capturing all your oh-so-witty bon mots into one handy tome?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:16, Reply)

you know what?
Banks is alright, he plots well and that, but I've always found his characters to be unlikeable and lacking empathy. I don't think that his books are anywhere approaching as good as he thinks they are.

They aren't bad, just...okay.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:50, Reply)

he's a scotch wanker

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:55, Reply)

aren't we all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:55, Reply)

so is this Banks cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)

i have "bring up the bodies" in the post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

what you have is AIDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)