I've just read Ringofyres denoument on QOTW
There's been a few cry for help breakdowns on b3ta over the years that I can remember, but that's a cry for a padded cell with a backwards jumper.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:07, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

link it then you dead bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Look it up you alive twat
Just because I'm a ressurrected corpse don't mean you can push me around.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:12, Reply)

i can't find it : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake...
Go onto QOTW and whizz down - it's on the front page at the moment, headed something like "An open communque".

Do us Zombies have to do everything for you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:18, Reply)

watching jimmy kimmel "mean tweets" actually quite fucking funny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:22, Reply)

You've lost me there old chap.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:23, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcmz74AaXHs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Mildly amusing
And it's got Justin Bieber in it - the only man who can sing and play a plywood piano while he runs away and it falls off the stage.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 11 May 2013, 20:33, Reply)