I can't believe that no one has asked me about my nettle beer yet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 8:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I think I want to try the Cider
How did you get on with the Nettle beer?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Well I spent about an hour picking nettles on saturday afternoon.
Which was fairly pleasant. Got a call from a mate while I was out inviting me out for dinner/pubbing with a group of friends. So I was like yeaaah, i'll be able to get this done in time.

Rushed home washed and boiled up the nettles, weighed the sugar etc. The Nettles just got to the boil when my lift turned up, so I thought, I'll just leave the nettles on the hob to cool down, it'll be fine.

So anyway went out about 6:30, and got back drunk about 00:30, tried to "finish" of making the beer which involved. Draining the nettles into a bucket, adding some water and putting a pack of yeast in. Not sure what happened, but I woke up sunday to green sticky film over most of the kitchen floor, nettles in a big pile in the sink, a stock pot on the sofa in the living room.

The whole house stunk like wet meadow and nettles so I threw the whole lot out. Not trying that again.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I read all of that to the Music of "A Good Day" by Ice Cube
Now I have that as an earworm.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)