Just you and me Monty
Just you and me.

I'll get the lube.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 17:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Tell me about your fruit woes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Bananas slide in much easier without the peel

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1968885
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 17:55, Reply)

apples make my gums itch

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 17:59, Reply)

cranberries are a terrible lie

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 17:59, Reply)

kiwifruit are a lot of effort eh?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 18:00, Reply)

pomegranates are gay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 18:04, Reply)

why do pears always look manky?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)

PEAR FACT:
If left on the tree, pears will never ripen.

HOW ABOUT THAT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)

PEAR FACT: ABSORBED

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 18:09, Reply)

and now I have that fucking Fairground Attraction song playing in my head.
GREAT. Another black mark against the conference pear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 18:09, Reply)

Check the Neck™
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)

This is bollocks though
Pears do ripen on the tree just from the inside, which means they turn in to an inedible mush long before they look it from the outside, this can be avoided by picking them early so they ripen from the outside in.
( Peej, Mon 20 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)

PEAR FACT: REJECTED

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:50, Reply)

I can't eat lychees quick enough and there is never enough watermelon.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 May 2013, 19:38, Reply)