Got to have some concern for her old man though, at his age even a door slamming could finish him off, imagine what a strong storm would do.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I heard that b3th bangs like a shitehoose door in a hurricane.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:27, Reply)

I heard that you and battered are shortarsed twats.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 22:29, Reply)

That's just mean.
I'm telling the mods.

(How is your holiday by the way, shit I'm guessing if you've chosen to log on here).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)

It's been fucking awesome.
We're on the last night at the holiday home, sitting around the fire pit with alcohol, and nattering up a storm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 22:32, Reply)

holiday

Geriatric
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)

You are in a caravan and there is a storm.
Okay - based on the time difference, in a few hours, I can reveal ('cos I've seen the news at 10) you'll be subjects to a massive hurricane and you'll die, unless you get in your special bunker.

Tell ya, me being in a different time zone to you means I can tell your future. Or summat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)

If I die, you can have the pier.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Thanks.
I will.

I'll move it away from WsM though and stick it on the Long Ashton bypass.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)

yeah, you'll have more luck reporting it to a mod with more than just the ability to remove pictures because Darth and Psychochomp are crying about being caught skiving

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)

Has DF got told off for accessing B3ta?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)

probably.
He's a low ranking drone of some sort. Chompy definitely went crying to b3th.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:40, Reply)

DF is a top chap & probably earns more than you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)

nah
He doesn't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)

I feel quite confident he does.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:43, Reply)

he confirmed his salary when he did a DFAMA
Mine is higher.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)

What on earth is a DFAMA?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot ask me anything

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Fair enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:51, Reply)

I've not met DF, I'd imagine he'd be quite a laugh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:43, Reply)

Top chap, for a raging mincer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:43, Reply)

And a Florist supporter.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:45, Reply)

No football chat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:47, Reply)

If you ain't got time to be here, don't be here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:37, Reply)

^ that ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:37, Reply)

^ and the other ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:40, Reply)

^ correct answer ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)

Like battered remembers anything about 'the other'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Your sig is a lie, you are by far the largest, laziest, lardiest, most corpulent, mod. EVER.
On the whole web.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:45, Reply)

On the same web that includes Bobby?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:48, Reply)

^ and don't act like it's your God given right to be pissing about on here ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)

Especially if you are paid by the tax payer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)

hey, don't be mean

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:43, Reply)

I dislike agreeing with you, but on this point I do.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)

hey, my boss doesn't mind me reading Wiki, BBC news and B3ta all day.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:45, Reply)

The fact that they've blocked Chompy from the BBC site made me lol.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:46, Reply)

just wait until they find out which mirror or proxy he uses for B3ta.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:48, Reply)

There are several people that can't wait for that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:49, Reply)

srsly, it's gross misconduct
Deliberately breaching the internet policy on a daily basis for several years.

B3ta is blocked by just about every single commercially available internet security package.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Long and the short of it, is that most people get paid to work, therefore,
If you are meant to be working, you ought to do just that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:55, Reply)

tell that to Chompazoid and Darthosaurus

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:56, Reply)

No.
Because they only post when I'm at work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:57, Reply)

fair point

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:57, Reply)